High gloss Asian porn, thats what we found while digging in your Dad’s closet on that beautiful summer day. The year=1996, the town= Iron Mountain, Michigan. Our status= bored. The plan= simple, take 20 or so of these magazines and sell them to our perverted male friends. The visual materials where gathered into a blue back pack that also contained a Jem and the Holograms doll and various grilling utensils. We made our way to the mystical and dangerous town of Escanaba, Michigan. After a close examination of the pornographic goods we decided that it would be better to vandalize with it rather than sell it. Really this idea was made good due to the fact that our friends had no money to spend on purchases of this sort. An hour later four city blocks had fun and exciting pictures awaiting them in the sunrise hours. It took much consideration and carful calculation to place the porn in the most proper of spots. Under windshields wipers, mailboxes, strollers, potted plants, between doors, in grills and more places of which I can not recall. not many folks got to enjoy this, Eli decided that it would be far funnier to sneak behind us and remove what we so fashionably placed. We waited days for mention of this event in the local Daily Press newspaper.
