The highbrow Catherine’s Cross Color shorts, the very shorts that belonged to a carnival pervert who ran the Tilt-a-Whirl. We must find a replica or at least construct a facsimile. I do wonder if she still has them? It’s odd that a girl at the tender age of fourteen should be so very interested in engaging in relations of a sexual nature with a carnival 30 years her senior. What girl wouldn’t want a nice venereal disease, and just think, at the end of it all you get to walk around the Michigan State Fair in the coolest of digs. That was just Catherine.